wz124120176 发表于 2024-7-3 09:06   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1甲:“新搬来的邻居好可恶,昨天晚上三更半夜跑来猛按我家的门铃。”

乙:“的确可恶!你有没有马上报警?”

甲:“没有。我当他们是疯子,继续吹我的小喇叭。”

2路上遇见一对父女,女儿坐在爸爸电瓶车后座,一边哭一说说:“爸爸我长得好丑,他不要我(估计被甩失恋了)。”

爸爸说:“不丑,你再怎么丑也是爸爸的女儿!”

顿时我心里各种味道,拿出手机给爸爸发了条短信说:“爸爸我好丑!”

结果爸爸回复:“没事,爸也丑……”

3你婚纱这次便宜点,我下次结婚还买你的婚纱

陪女朋友去婚纱店试伴娘服。

旁边一对新人也在试,新娘看中了一款婚纱在跟老板还价,说了好多。

新娘突然冒出一句:“老板,你婚纱这次便宜点,我下次结婚还买你的婚纱。”

我发现坐在一旁喝茶的新郎,脸色发青手在抖。
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