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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、肉色棉服:一顾客在网上购买棉服,要求肉色,结果穿出去被狗追赶,鞋都跑丢了。

2、筷子与远嫁:小时候听老人说女人用筷子拿得越远嫁得越远,一女子为实现远嫁梦想,从小使用两双筷子接起来吃饭,最终嫁给了炸油条的。

3、靠脸吃饭:老妈因女儿被小伙子撞了,提出赔偿要求,结果对方看到女儿照片后,立马掏出一千块,说明女儿可以靠脸吃饭。

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